Isaac Newton Falls Off The Tree] Cho-Cho: Did The Fall Hurt You?

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[Isaac Newton falls off the tree]

Cho-Cho: Did the fall hurt you?

Newton: It wasn't the fall; it was the sudden stop at the end.

Excerpt from the T.V. show "Histeria!"

Isaac Newton didn't discover gravity. What he did discover is heavier than air apples.
Apple" (c) Copyright 1767, Sir Isaac Newton.
Millions saw the apple fall, but Newton was the one who asked why. -- Bernard Baruch
Homer: Who are you? Newton: Homer, I'm your guardian angel.
I've assumed the form of someone you'd recognize and revere...
You can't fall off the floor.
No great discovery was ever made without a bold guess. -- Sir Isaac Newto
No sciences are better tested than the religion of the Bible. -- Sir Isaac Newto
Life is like riding a bicycle, you don't fall off unless you stop pedaling. -- Claude Peppe
Why did the light bulb fall out of the tree? Cos it was autumn. (eh?)

Isaac Newton Falls Off The Tree] Cho-Cho: Did The Fall Hurt You?

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