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• Homer: Stand aside, Marge, I'm taking the boy deer hunting.
  He's going to grow up _straight_ for once!...
• If his programming is anything like his philosophizing, he would find ten imaginary bugs in the "Hello World" program.
  Shlomi Fish...
• If his programming is anything like his philosophising, he would find 10 imaginary bugs in the "Hello World" program.
  Shlomi Fish...
• Eleanor Rigby Sits at the keyboard and waits for a line on the screen Lives in a dream Waits for a signal, finding some code that will make the machine do some more.
  What is it for? All the lonely users, where do they all come from?...
• Selma: Er... come here, tiger! Troy: [growls, but doesn't know what to do next] Selma
  Mmm... would you like some wine? Troy: Yes! [comes and drinks both his and Selma's glasses] [goes back to the door] [growls] Selma...
• Discussing the shortage of IT workers as of 1998 on E-mail] Shlomi Fish to Omer Zak
  Even the NSA doesn't have enough programmers. But it is not likely that they will have more and that's because 'Summerschool at the NSA' may might as well be the name of Sarah Michelle Gellar's next movie....
• Less is more.
• Add in some more bugs.
• There are no more bugs. ///\oo/\\\ ///\oo/