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Knuth Is Not God! Unless You Confuse Him With Dijkstra.
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Knuth is not God! Unless you confuse him with Dijkstra.
Shlomi Fish in Hackers-IL message No. 2037
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Knuth is not God! It took him two days to build the Roman Empire.
Shlomi Fish in Hackers-IL message No. 2049...
Knuth is not God! Google is not God! RMS is not God!
God himself said that was the case. Shlomi Fish in Hackers-IL message No. 2385...
Knuth is not God! Typing "God" into Google and pressing "I'm Feeling Lucky" would not lead you to his homepage.
Shlomi Fish in Hackers-IL message No. 2084 ("The Great WWW-Wisdom Shootout")...
There is no IGLU Cabal! None of them could pass the Turing test.
But strangely enough a computer program they coded, could....
I am patenting issuing a TINIC with anything else but the phrase "There is no IGLU Cabal!
. The patent number is kept secret to avoid copyrighting its text) Shlomi Fish in Hackers-IL message No....
Knuth is not God! God has already released TeX version 4.0. Shlomi Fish
Shlomi, > > Have you ever considered taking a Turing test?
) > <sarcasm> Sure I did. I sat at one point of an IRC channel, and someone tested me....
Never jump on a man unless he is down, and when you do, make sure that you confuse him by supplying him with so many facts that he can not possibly understand what you are saying.
Shit Happens" according to the religions of the world (Deltas by Shlomi Fish) Judaism
God knows you will do shit, does nothing to prevent it, but makes you take the blame for it anyways....