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I WILL NOT CONDUCT MY OWN FIRE DRILLS
I WILL NOT CONDUCT MY OWN FIRE DRILLS
I WILL NOT CONDUCT MY OWN FIRE DRILLS
I WILL NOT CONDUCT MY OWN FIRE DRILLS

Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 8F19

I own my own body, but I share
I own my own body, but I share.
I can't believe my computer's on fire.
My hair is my own. I paid for it. I own it. -- Carl Reine
I make my own reality.....
I will not be briefed or debriefed, my underwear is my own.
By the time I have money to burn, my fire will be out.

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