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• I left my WALLET in the BATHROOM!! -- Zippy the Pinhead
• I remember seeing a sign on a power station that was trilingual
  English, French, and American. It said "No Admission. Pas d'admission. Keep Out"....
• It's spring in England. I missed it last year. I was in the bathroom. -- Michael Flande
• Marge, I ate those fancy soaps you bought for the bathroom. -- Homer Simpson The Fro
• Take a break in the bathroom? Not me, bud... I got a laptop.
• Shouldn't we be charging admission for this?! -- Zach
• I sometimes feel alone and insignificant, especially when people turn out the lights while I'm still in the bathroom.
• Oh, hey ho, men. You know, I was watching the Dumont last night, when I happened to catch a fascinating documentary on Rommel, the Desert Fox.
  .. -- Mr. Burns emerges from a bathroom stall, "Simpson and Delilah...
• Bart: Man, I thought Mom was going to scream me stupid.
  She didn't even raise her voice. Lisa: I admit I haven't known Mom as long as you have, but I know when she's really upset....