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I WILL NOT SEND LARD THROUGH THE MAIL
I WILL NOT SEND LARD THROUGH THE MAIL
I WILL NOT SEND LARD THROUGH THE MAIL
I WILL NOT SEND LARD THROUGH THE MAIL

Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 2F04

BUTT.COM IS NOT MY E-MAIL ADDRESS BUTT.COM IS NOT MY E-MAIL ADDRESS BUTT.
COM IS NOT MY E-MAIL ADDRESS BUTT....
I had time to read mail before I wrote a mail reader...
Your mail is being routed through Germany ... and they're censoring us.
I get mail, therefore I exist.
I swear I don't use offline mail!
BTW, The check is in the mail. Really, it is! No, I mean it!
I never read other people's mail.
What me worry? I read relay mail.

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