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A Senator, On The Bill To Expel Senator Bob Arnold From The Senate
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A Senator, on the bill to expel Senator Bob Arnold from the Senate: I'm all for this bill, but shouldn't we tack on a pay raise for ourselves?
Episode: Lisa is an essay finalist about democracy, in Washington, DC
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Speaker: We now vote on House bill 1022, the expulsion of Bob Arnold.
Representative: Mr. Speaker, I'm all for the bill, but shouldn't we tack on a pay raise for ourselves?...
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Lisa is an essay finalist about democracy, in Washington, DC...
Lisa goes to the Lincoln Memorial to ask advice from Abe Lincoln, but tons of tourists are there asking him for advice so he can't get his say in.
So he then goes to the Jefferson Memorial, and she's the only person there....
Page: Senator, there's a problem at the essay contest.
Senator: Please, son, I'm very busy. Page: A little girl is losing faith in democracy!...
Concerning the war in Vietnam, Senator George Aiken of Vermount noted in January, 1966, "I'm not very keen for doves or hawks.
I think we need more owls." -- Bill Adler, "The Washington Wi...
Arnold: You must be Lisa Simpson. Lisa: Hello, sir.
Arnold: Lisa, you're a doer. And who knows, maybe someday you'll be a congressman or a senator....
How the government works: The Senate gets the bill from the House.
The President gets the bill from the Senate. And we get the bill for everything....
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