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• A Senator, on the bill to expel Senator Bob Arnold from the Senate
  I'm all for this bill, but shouldn't we tack on a pay raise for ourselves?...
• Lisa goes to the Lincoln Memorial to ask advice from Abe Lincoln, but tons of tourists are there asking him for advice so he can't get his say in.
  So he then goes to the Jefferson Memorial, and she's the only person there....
• Moe: [seeing a photo of Congressman Arnold and Lisa in the paper] Aw, isn't that nice.
  Now <there> is a politician who cares. Barney...
• I vote for: Billy Beer!
• I never vote for anyone. I always vote against. -- W.C. Field
• Bart: Wow, a former president living right across the street.
  Homer: Oh, why did he have to move in on _my_ territory?...
• Marge: You know what? I'm going to vote No on 24. Lisa
  Mom, you're the greatest! ... Can I have this licorice?...
• ARTHUR: I am your king! WOMAN: Well, I didn't vote for you.
  ARTHUR: You don't vote for kings. WOMAN: Well, 'ow did you become king then?...
• I vote that you add it to the disclaimers in the report.