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Kang [running For President]: Abortions For All! [crowd Boos] Very Well, Abortions For None!
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Kang [running for President]: Abortions for all! [crowd boos]
Very well, Abortions for none! [crowd boos]
Abortions for some, miniature American flags for the others! [crowd cheers]
Episode: a Halloween special
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Announcer: Ladies and Gentlemen, 73-year-old candidate, Bob Dole.
Kang: Abortions for all. [crowd boos] Very well, no abortions for anyone....
You're proof that abortions can survive.
Sex education classes are like in-home sales parties for abortions. -- Phyllis Schlafly
Ashley: You grabbed me in the car! Homer: Oh, that.
No, I was just grabbing a gummi Venus de Milo that got stuck to your pants....
A person who follows the crowd will never be followed by a crowd.
New release: Abortions are becoming so popular in some countries that the waiting time to get one is lengthening rapidly.
Experts predict that at this rate there will soon be an up to a one year wait....
Sometimes the crowd is right.
To get nowhere, follow the crowd.