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• Homer: So, a graduate student, huh? How come you guys can go to the moon but you can't make my shoes smell good?
  Ashley: I'm sorry? Homer: Aw, nobody's blaming you....
• Homer: Ehh, someone had to take the babysitter home.
  Then I noticed she was sitting on the gummi Venus, so I grabbed it off her....
• Homer: Ooh, gummi bears! Gummi calves' heads...gummi jaw breakers!
  [sees a gummi figure on a red pillow in a glass case, turning] Home...
• Lisa: See? Ashley: Hmm. Homer, I thought you were an animal, but your daughter said you were a decent man.
  I guess she was right. Homer: You're _both_ right....
• Homer: Oh no! The candy conventioneers tracked us down.
  [looks out window] Ashley: [outside] There he is!...
• Homer: Must have rare gummi...[to Marge] Distract the salesman.
  Marge: No! I won't make a spectacle out of myself any further....
• Homer: Welcome to the Simpson residence or "casa de Simpson," as I call it.
  Grimes: Yeah, what did you want to see me about, Simpson?...
• Coyote: I speak of a deeper wisdom. The problem, Homer, is that the mind is always chattering away with a thousand thoughts at once.
  Homer: Yeah, that's me all right. [Homer has a glazed look in his eyes as the wind blows his two hair strands....
• Homer answers the door] Man: [on pennyfarthing bicycle] So, er, you don't like the old-time bikes, huh?
  [kicks Homer in the face, rides off] [doorbell rings agai...