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• Superintendant Chamers: "Religion has no place in public schools the way facts have no place in organized religion.
  Episode: when Skinners is fired as principal...
• I will not bribe Principal Skinne
• Edna: OK, it's book report time. We'll do them alphabetically.
  Today it's A through M. Bart: I'm saved!...
• Principal Skinner, as he returns to Capitol City on his motorcycle
  Ah, 433rd street -- my old neighborhood Episode: When Principal Skinner's true identity is discovered...
• Skinner: Mother doesn't approve of me dating so I need you to keep her busy for a few hours while Edna and I sneak out.
  [sneaks out] Bart: Oh, I can't take much more of this....
• Skinner: Now, Bart, son. I don't know what you think you saw .
  .. but, uh ... let me assure you... Krabappel...
• Principal Skinner: So, see me again tomorrow? Patty
  [grunt] I'm afraid that's my microwave cookery class....
• Skinner: [casually] I'll get it. [picks up receiver] Talk to me.
  Chalmers: You have got to end this thing, Seymour....