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• Bart: Come on, Chalmie, you fired Skinner for less than this.
  Chalmers: Yeah, I did, but...Skinner really bugged me!...
• The Superintendant: "But I'm a public servant. I can't use my judgment.
  Episode: When Principal Skinner & Mrs. Karbopel have an affair....
• Religion: Organized intolerance.
• The Christian religion has been and still is the principal enemy of moral progress in the world.
  -- Bertrand Russell...
• Don't steal; thou'lt never thus compete/Successfully in business.
  Cheat. BIBLE = A collection of fantastic legends without any scientific support....
• I have lived long enough to know what I did not at one time believe that no society can be upheld in happiness and honor without the sentiment of religion.
  -- La Place...
• MAYONNAISE, n. One of the sauces which serve the French in place of a state religion.
  -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
• There is no religion when a man has a decent sailboard under him.
• Already the spirit of our schooling is permeated with the feeling that every subject, every topic, every fact, every professed truth must be submitted to a certain publicity and impartiality.
  All proffered samples of learning must go to the same assay-room and be subjected to common tests....