Evan Covoner, Of The U.S. State Department: As I'm Sure You Remember, In The Late 1980s The US Experienced A Short-lived Infatuation With Australian Culture.

Conover: Oh, my. Hello, I'm Evan Conover with the US State Department.
[hands Marge his card] Marge: [reading] "Undersecretary for International Protocol...
Conover: And Bart's childish taunting agitated the Aussies further.
Homer: Oh, he'll agitate you. Ho, ho! He sure will....
Bruno, the Australian: This is an outrage! I'm going to take this all the way to the Prime Minister!
[Yells out window] Hey Mr. Prime Minister! Andy! Episode: 2F13, Bart vs. Australia...
Marge: Bart, did you trick an Australian boy into accepting a $
900 collect call? Bart: Yes, 'm. Homer: [looking at globe] Hmm, there it i...
Marge: I can't believe our government would set up Bart like that!
I'm must say, I'm very angry at the State Department right now....
Homer: When will you Australians learn? In America we stopped using corporal punishment, and things have never been better!
The streets are safe. Old people strut confidently through the darkest alleys....
An employee in the American Embassy in Australia, showing the Simpsons their bathroom
To combat homesickness, we've installed a device that makes them swirl the correct American way....
Andy: Hear ye, hear ye. This session will now come to order.
With the cooperation of the US Department of State, we have present today one Bart Simpson....
Homer: Burkina Faso? Disputed Zone? Who called all these weird places?
Brain: Quiet, it might be you! I can't remember. Home...