Marge: Bart, Did You Trick An Australian Boy Into Accepting A $

Marge: Bart, Did You Trick An Australian Boy Into Accepting A $

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Marge: Bart, did you trick an Australian boy into accepting a $900
collect call?
Bart: Yes, 'm.
Homer: [looking at globe] Hmm, there it is: Aus-tra-li-a. I'll be
damned. [spins globe, laughs] Look at this country! ["Uruguay"]
U-R-Gay. [laughs]
-- Homer, phonetic reader, "Bart vs. Australia"

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