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Homer the Hippie: This is more important than the ideals that our Hippie forefathers refused to go to war and die for.
Episode: Seth & Munchie's, the Ben & Jerry's parody....
Homer: I don't have the discipline necessary to be a Hippie.
Bart: You'd be a great hippie, dad: You're lazy and self-righteous!...
Bart writing on the blackboard: I will not make art from dung Don't remember, do you?
Lisa is supposed to marry Hugh. The wedding gets cancelled and Rev.
Lovejoy says, "... this is terrible....
On the episode where Bart and Lisa are writing scripts for Itchy & Scratchy, Grandpa is their ghost writer.
When asked if he ever wondered why he was getting checks in the mail, Grandpa answered," I j...
Homer: You don't quit your job because you don't like it, you just go in and do it really half-assed.
Episode: Don't remember, do you?...
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