Simpsons Sly Social Commentary

Simpsons Sly Social Commentary

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Bart: Oh boy! Free trading cards! Milhouse: Wow! Joseph of Arimathea!
Twenty six conversions in A.D. 46. Nelson: Whoa, a Methuselah rookie card!...
Homer [talking about God]: He's my favorite fictional character.
.. Episode: don't remember, do you?...
Skinner: So, what's the word down at One School Board Plaza?
Chalmers: We're dropping the geography requirement....
Homer: Come on, Marge, I want to shake off the dust of this one-horse town.
I want to explore the world. I want to watch TV in a different time zone....
Postmaster General: The days of the gun-toting, disgruntled postal worker went out with the Macarena.
Principal Skinner: I'm just glad I work in an elementary school. Episode: Sunday, Cruddy Sunday...
Bart: The social order of school is a densely layered hierarchy
he cool kids are on top... Marge: Oh, like the A-students?...
A Senator, on the bill to expel Senator Bob Arnold from the Senate
I'm all for this bill, but shouldn't we tack on a pay raise for ourselves?...
Homer: When will you Australians learn? In America we stopped using corporal punishment, and things have never been better!
The streets are safe. Old people strut confidently through the darkest alley...
Kang [running for President]: Abortions for all! [crowd boos] Very well, Abortions for none!
[crowd boos] Abortions for some, miniature American flags for the others!...
Sign on the school: Parent-Teacher Night: Let's share the blame Episode
9F03: Itchy and Scratchy: The Movie...

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