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• Stupid Flanders. Go ahead, Marge. Have a ball. What if they came back and I was dead from not eating.
  They'd cry their eyes out. [mock crying] "We should have never gone to the Flanders'....
• Homer and Bart laugh] Marge: [covering her eyes] I can't even watch.
  I don't know how you two can sit her laughing at poor Lisa while she's out there probably scared to death....
• Kirk: Singles life is great, Homer. I can do whatever I want.
  Today I drank a beer in the bathroom. Home...
• Lisa: Dad, Mom said she'd be home to help me with my costume and she's not, and the geography pageant is tonight!
  Homer: Lisa, your mom still loves you. It's just that she has a career now....
• For the first time in my life, people weren't laughing at me, they were laughing &l
  owards> me! -- Homer narrates his story, "Dancin' Home...
• Homer: How _could_ you?! Haven't you learned anything from that guy who gives those sermons at church?
  Captain Whatshisname? We live in a society of laws....
• Abe: Oh! It's the Cat Burglar. Please don't kill me!
  Malloy: Abe, can I borrow your ointment? Abe: Oh, it's you, Malloy....
• Luanne: I want a divorce! [everyone gasps] Kirk
  [surprised] I... I... a divorce? [resolute] Sure....
• Homer: Oh, that's tough, pal. But it's never gonna happen to me.
  Kirk: Well, how do you know? What makes you so special?...