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• Postmaster General: The days of the gun-toting, disgruntled postal worker went out with the Macarena.
  Principal Skinner: I'm just glad I work in an elementary school. Episode: Sunday, Cruddy Sunday...
• Hey, what's the big deal about going to some building every Sunday?
  I mean, isn't God everywhere? -- Homer Simpson Homer the Heretic...
• Homer: I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids.
  So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to Hell?...
• I believe in eight of the ten commandments; and I believe in going to church every Sunday unless there's a game on.
  -- Steve Marti...
• Lisa: Can I watch football with you again next Sunday?
  Homer: Sure! You'll find it gets rid of the unpleasant aftertaste of church....
• Lisa: Dad, why is the world such a cesspool of corruption?
  Homer: [sotto voce] Oh, great... [speaking up] All right, what makes you say that?...
• The Token fell out of the ring. Call us when you find it.
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Homer: It's just a little dirty. It's still good, it's still good!
  [Passes traffic, jumps a bridge and lands in the water....