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• Grandma: [singing] How many roads must a man walk down before you can call him a man?
  Homer: Seven! Lisa: No, Dad, it's a rhetorical question....
• Grandma: I saw all your awards, Lisa. They're mighty impressive.
  Lisa: Aw, I just keep them out to bug Bart, heh....
• How am I supposed to know what a rhetorical question is?
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Jackie: I remember Lisa's third birthday. She and Bart did this adorable little song and dance routine.
  Abe: Oh, heh heh! That was a real horn-honker!...
• Lisa: Grandma, have you ever thought about moving back to Springfield?
  Homer: You could live with Grampa again. [everyone, including Abe, laughs] Abe...
• Homer: Lisa, Lisa! Where were you? You missed the most incredible thing.
  Lisa: [grateful] Hi, Dad! [hugs him] Homer: I ate seven pounds of fudge!...
• Homer: So, I realized that being with my family is more important than being cool.
  Bart: Dad, what you just said was powerfully uncool....
• Homer: Hey, everybody! I've got a big surprise for you!
  Presenting...my mother! [everyone drops their food and talks incredulously] Grandma...