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Homer: Alcohol, The Cause Of And Solution To All Of Life's Problems.
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Homer: alcohol, the cause of and solution to all of life's problems.
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Alcohol: the cause of and solution to all of life's problem
To alcohol! The cause of -- and solution to -- all of life's problems!
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