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• Doug: In episode 2F09, when Itchy plays Scratchy's skeleton like a xylophone, he strikes the same rib twice in succession, yet he produces two clearly different tones.
  I mean, what are we to believe, that this is some sort of a [the three nerds chuckle] magic xylophone or something?...
• Mother of 32 children says, "I'm going for the worlds record!
• Never raise hands to children! It leave groin exposed. -- Confucius Say
• The worlds worst children always live next door, even if you move! -- Confucius Say
• Marge: [reading the paper] Mmm. It says Freddy Quimby beat a waiter half to death!
  Those Quimby children are so wild and rich, I hope he finally gets what's coming to him....
• Here's a letter from Mrs. Jerome Whatsis from West Jesus, North Dakota.
  She says, "Dear Sir: I don't know what I would do without satire....
• We are all God's children--by a previous marriage.
• 1) Advice for the day: If you have a lot of tension and you get a headache, do what it says on the aspirin bottle
  Take two aspirin" and Keep away from children" --Author Unknow...
• If Gamera were really The Friend Of All Children... he'd toast Barney.