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An early reference to Smither's homosexuality might be when Smither suggests, "I don't think women and seamen [semin] mix, sir.
Burns says, "Yes, we know what you think." This episode came out long b...
Greenpeace Man 1: All right! We're finally going to stop those corporate pigs from dumping that nuclear waste!
Greenpeace Man 2: Oh, no! Our boat is sinking! Burns: It was I, you fools! The man you...
Rev. Lovejoy: Homer, I'd like you to remember Matthew 7
26. ``A foolish man who who built his house on sand....
Episode: Homer the Heretic
Sideshow Bob: Hah! Attempted murder? Now honestly, what is that?
Do they give a Nobel prize for attempted chemistry? Do they? Episode: 2F02, Sideshow Bob Robe...
Brich Barlow [on the radio; a Rush Limbaugh imitation]
My friends, isn't this just typical?...
Lisa: This is so cool, Bart. We're just like Woodward and Bernstein.
Bart: Yeah, except their dad wasn't waiting in the car reading Archie comics....
Homer: Weasling out of work is important to learn; it is what separates humans from animals.
Except for weasels. Episode: When Bart joins the Boy Scou...
Marge: Homer, it's very easy to criticize... Home
and fun, too! Episode: when Homer coaches Bart's football team...
Marge: You shouldn't pressure Bart like that Home
If you know of a better way for me to live through my son, then tell me Episode...

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