Soft Insults

Soft Insults

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I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play, bring a friend.
.. if you have one." George Bernard Shaw to Winston Churchill...
Cannot possibly attend first night, will attend second.
..if there is one." Winston Churchill, in response...
I feel so miserable without you, it's almost like having you here." Stephen Bishop
He is a self-made man and worships his creator." John Brigh
I've just learned about his illness. Let's hope it's nothing trivial." Irvin S. Cobb
He is not only dull himself, he is the cause of dullness in others." Samuel Johnso
He is simply a shiver looking for a spine to run up." Paul Keating
He had delusions of adequacy." Walter Ke
There's nothing wrong with you that reincarnation won't cure." Jack E. Leonard
He has the attention span of a lightning bolt." Robert Redford

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