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There's Nothing Wrong With You That Reincarnation Won't Cure." Jack E.
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"There's nothing wrong with you that reincarnation won't cure."
Jack E. Leonard
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There's nothing wrong with you that reincarnation won't cure." Jack E. Leonard
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I just want to say, if you had lived, you would have been a very sick man. -- Jack E. Leonard
I won't tell you how much I weigh, but don't ever get in an elevator with me unless you're going down.
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Your husband tells me you have a great mind. Too bad it hasn't reached your head.
-- Jack E. Leonard...
There is nothing wrong with America that a socialist revolution wouldn't cure.
My wife's not the worst cook in the world, but she keeps on burning the coffee.
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The best form of exercise is picnics. You can use up two thousand calories trying to keep the ants and flies away from the potato salad.
-- Jack E. Leonard...