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• Drawling granny voice:) Way back inna winner of fifty-two, we didn' have fanshy gadjets like no ansherin' machine.
  You jusht had to call and call until shummbody got home....
• Rachel: So, come on, what was the big news Pete wanted to tell you Mon?
  ! Or should I say Mrs. Monica Becker? Phoebe: No-no-no oh, keep your name, don_t take his name....
• Everybody knows that the dice are loaded. Everybody rolls with their fingers crossed.
  Everybody knows the war is over. Everybody knows the good guys lost....
• To understand a program you must become both the machine and the program.
• Anything you don't understand is dangerous until you do understand it...
• If you do not understand my silence, then you will not understand my words.
• If you understand, things are as they are. If you do not understand, things are as they are.
  -- Gensha, Zen Maste...
• In you can't measure output, then you can't measure input. -- Charles Schultz