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Oh Boy, The User Is Back. Better Hide My Bits And Hope He Doesn't Drive Me Into A Deadlock Today.
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Stefan Posthuma
Oh boy, the user is back. Better hide my bits and hope he doesn't
drive me into a deadlock today.
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he robots close in] Marge: Oh, my. It looks like we're doomed.
Homer: Back, you robots! Nobody ruins my family vacation but me....
Oh backup Boy! Bring your tape drive over here and back up my flashy new disk drive now, won't you?
I have a luncheon to attend to! - please send weapo...
Nelson: What's in the bag, wuss? [grabs it from Bart] Oh, look
[contemptuously] Campers' Pampers. Heh. [Dolph, Jimbo, and Kearney appear, and the four bullies start to play "Keepaway!...
Bart: Don't worry, Mom. I can use my...[looks confused] "Shinning".
.. to call Willy. [concentrates] [Willy watches TV in a little house] Ke...
Hard Copies and Chmod And everyone thinks computers are impersonal cold diskdrives hardware monitors user-hostile software of course they're only bits and bytes and characters and strings and files just some old textfiles from my old boyfriend telling me he loves me and he'll take care of me simply a discarded printout of a friend's directory deep intimate secrets and how he doesn't trust me couldn't hurt me more if they were scented in lavender or mould on personal stationery -- terri@csd4.
milw.wisc.edu...
Barney: Today, you're gonna be a man, Bart. Ba
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Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
Bart: We're having a field trip today! Ah, Lis, won't it be great to cast of the shackles of the soul-crushing hellhole that is Springfield Elementary?
[sarcastically] Oh, I'm sorry, I forgot: your class isn't going!...
Back Up My Hard Drive? Is this a stick shift?