Bart: We're Having A Field Trip Today! Ah, Lis, Won't It Be Great To Cast Of The Shackles Of The Soul-crushing Hellhole That Is Springfield Elementary?

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Bart: We're having a field trip today! Ah, Lis, won't it be great to
cast of the shackles of the soul-crushing hellhole that is
Springfield Elementary? [sarcastically] Oh, I'm sorry, I forgot:
your class isn't going!
Lisa: You're right, Bart: school is for losers.
[fade to Lisa's future mansion]
[Her wall covered with awards]
[typing] "And that's how I cured all disease, ended war, and
reunited the entire cast of TV's `Facts of Life', including long-
time holdout, Tootie."
Bart: [polishing Lisa's awards] [groans] Sounds like another Pulitzer
for me to polish.
Lisa: Hush, field-trip boy!
[Lisa kicks Bart]
Impaled on my Nobel Peace Prize: how ironic.
[back to reality]
Bart: Yo, Lis: Lis! Come back, Lis! Come back!
Lisa: [dreamy] Why? I'm so much happier here.
-- "Bart Gets Famous"

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