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Tommy Has Just Caught A Mouse FORTUNES Compiled By Stefan Posthuma
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Tommy has just caught a mouse
FORTUNES compiled by Stefan Posthuma
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Stefan was here.
...his disciples lead him in; he just does the rest. -- Tommy
Mouse has out-of-cheese-erro
Mouse not found - A mouse driver has not been installed.
Please click the left mouse button to continue. -- WindowError: 079...
My poor mouse only has one ball.
Once an opportunity has passed, it cannot be caught. --Anon.
I came to a movie theater. The marquee just read: "Dyslexia: Movie The." -- Tommy Sledge
Cured ham? No, thanks, pal. Cured of what? What if it has a relapse on my plate? -- Tommy Sledge
Bob Morgan has been caught stealing taglines again.