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  From Berkeley down to Rutgers, He's on my favorite terminal, Any access I could get, He cats C right into foo, But ain't seen nothing like him, His disciples lead him in, On any campus yet, And he just breaks the root, That deaf, dumb, and blind kid, Always has full SYS-PRIV's, Sure sends a mean packet....
• Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish and he will eat for the rest of his life.
• The gentleman behing me struck me on the backside. He then went to rest in the bush with just his rear end showing.
• But he lay like a warrior taking his rest, With his martial cloak around him.
  -- Charles Wolfe (1791-1823) -- The Burial of Sir John Moore...
• Marge: Homey, are you really going to ignore Grampa for the rest of your life.
  Homer: Of course not, Marge, just for the rest of his life....
• So may he rest; his faults lie gently on him! -- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), King Henry VIII -- Act iv, Sc.
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• All last year we tried to teach him English, and the only word he learned was million.
  -- Tommy Lasorda, on pitcher Fernando Valenzuela...
• Just add water, and Mr. Tea does the rest! -- Fr. Guido Sarducci
• Cop: "He's making a break for it. Get him!" Fry: "No, no, I was just picking my nose.
  Cop: "He's picking his nose. Get him!...