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• A quarter-ounce of chocolate = four pounds of fat. -- Slick's Law of the Universe
• 1) Nothing in the known universe travels faster than a bad check.
  (2) A quarter-ounce of chocolate = four pounds of fat....
• Slick's Three Laws of the Universe: (1) Nothing in the known universe travels faster than a bad check.
  (2) A quarter-ounce of chocolate = four pounds of fat....
• Oh! Four hundred and thirty-seven... Fifty pounds?
  Oh my God! Three hundred and... A hundred and fifty?...
• Coffeine, Chocolate, Sugar and Sex. -- The Four Food Group
• Fast, Frozen, Instant and Chocolate. -- The four food group