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• Oh no! Two hundred and thirty nine pounds! I'm a whale!
  Why was I cursed with this weakness for snack treats?...
• Two-hundred-thirty-nine pounds?! I'm a blimp! Why are all the good things so tasty?
  -- Homer Simpson Brush With Greatne...
• Eyewitnesses estimate the man's weight at somewhere between four and five hundred pounds.
  -- Newscaster on Homer's getting stuck in the water slide, "Brush with Greatne...
• A woman, who weighed a bulging three hundred pounds, went into a store to buy some shoes.
  She tried on so many she almost drove the poor clerk crazy....
• I'd do anything for a hundred pounds, of DOLLARS, my dear Dudley!
• Bruno: Nine hundred dollary-doos? Tobias! Did you accept a six hour collect call from the States?
  Tobias: It was an emergency call from the International Drainage Commission in Springfield....
• Oh, my God! ARTHUR, I HAVE POCKETS!
• Homer: Ooh, pro wrestling from Mexico. You know, down there, it's a &l
  eal> sport. ... Bart: Ooh, this is where Jaws eats the boat....
• Apu: What a donnybrook, eh, Mr. Burns? Burns: Oh, hogwash!
  Why, I once watched Gentleman Jim Corbett fight an Eskimo fellow bare-knuckled for a hundred and thirteen rounds!...