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• There was a young poet named Dan, Whose poetry never would scan.
  When told this was so, He said, "Yes, I know....
• There was a young poet named Dan, Whose poetry never would scan.
  When told this was so, He said, "Yes, I know....
• I got into an elevator at work and this man followed in after me.
  .. I pushed '1' and he just stood there... I said 'Hi, where you going?...
• Oh, he [a big dog] hunts with papa," she said. "He says Don Carlos [the dog] is good for almost every kind of game.
  He went duck hunting one time and did real well at it....
• Said a swinging young chick named Lyth Whose virtue was largely a myth, "Try as hard as I can, I can't find a man That it's fun to be virtuous with.
• We had it so bad when I was young, we lived on a white line down the middle of the road.
• We don't care. We don't have to. We're the Phone Company.