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• All probabilities are 50%. Either a thing will happen or it won't.
  -- Colvard's Logical Premises This is especially true when dealing with someone you're attracted to....
• Colvard's Logical Premises: All probabilities are 50%.
  Either a thing will happen or it won't. Colvard's Unconscionable Commentary...
• Eat one live frog the first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to either of you for the rest of the day.
• Eat one live toad the first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.
  [Well, actually, to either of you... Ed.]...
• The most important thing in life is to love someone.
  The second most important thing in life is to have someone love you....
• To scare off annoying liberals:) Hello, and thank you for calling the Bush in 50 Campaign.
  Your five dollar donation to get George Bush re-elected in all 50 states will automatically be charged to your phone bill....