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Good Morning. My Name Is HAL. My Instructors Name Is Dr.
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Stefan Posthuma
Good morning.
My name is HAL.
My instructors name is Dr. Chandraseknasar.
He has taught me to sing a song.
He name of the song is 'Daisy'
Would you like to hear it <y/n>?
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Good evening, gentlemen. I am a HAL 9000 computer.
I became operational at the HAL plant in Urbana, Illinois, on January 11th, nineteen hundred ninety-five....
Edna: [looking at SLH] Oh, he is a gem! Here boy. [kisses] Would you like these cookies Martin made for me?
Martin: My raisin roundies! Bart: My dog's name is Santa's Little Helper....
Would you like me to sing you a song?
My name is not Dr. Death
In the force if Yoda's so strong, construct a sentence with words in the proper order then why can't he?
The STAR WARS Song Sung to the tune of "Lola", by the Kink
The name of the song is called 'Haddocks' Eyes'! Oh, that's the name of the song, is it?
Alice said, trying to feel interested. No, you don't understand, the Knight said, looking a little vexed....
The name of the song is called 'Haddocks' Eyes'!" "Oh, that's the name of the song, is it?
Alice said, trying to feel interested. "No, you don't understand," the Knight said, looking a little vexed....