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Would you like me to sing you a song?
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Good morning. My name is HAL. My instructors name is Dr.
Chandraseknasar. He has taught me to sing a song....
Good evening, gentlemen. I am a HAL 9000 computer.
I became operational at the HAL plant in Urbana, Illinois, on January 11th, nineteen hundred ninety-five....
I'd like to sing you a song now about my old girlfriend.
It's called, "They'll Find Her When the Leaves Blow Away 'Cause I'm Not Raking 'Til Spring....
Folks, I'd like to sing a song about the American Dream.
About me, about you. About the way our American hearts beat way down in the bottom of our chests....
Wiggum: Well, that settles it. There is no silver tongue.
.. is there, bonesy? [takes Jebediah's skull and uses it as a dummy] [as skull] Oh, I wish chief....
To be a real folk-song singer you have to collect the songs straight from the horse's mouth.
The way to do this is to go to a village and find the oldest inhabitant and ask him to sing you the songs his mother taught me....
But as you all know, and as fate would have it, I didn't die.
I landed on the top of a police car. And he died. ....
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Shary: It's 8:00, children. Time for bed. Lisa: But we're not sleepy.
Bart: Sing us a song, Shary Bobbins. Lisa: Yes, sing us a song....