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• In the beginning was the DEMO Project. And the Project was without form.
  And darkness was upon the staff members thereof. So they spake unto their Division Head, saying, "It is a crock of shit, and it stinks....
• In the beginning was the plan, and then the specification.
  And the plan was without form, and the specification was void....
• SNAFU principle /sna'foo prin'si-pl/ n. [from a WWII Army acronym for `Situation Normal
  All Fucked Up'] "True communication is possible only between equals, because inferiors are more consistently rewarded for telling their superiors pleasant lies than for telling the truth....
• In the beginning was the DEMO Project. And the Project was without form.
  And darkness was upon the staff members thereof. So they spake unto their Division Head, saying, "It is a crock of shit, and it stinks....
• And the assistant Technical Director spake thus unto the Technical Director, saying, "It containeth that which aids growth and it is very strong.
  And, Lo, the Technical Director spake then unto the Captain, saying, "The powerful new Project will help promote the growth of the Laboratories....
• May the bird of paradise shit on your head.
• The creditor whose appearance gladdens the the heart of a debtor, may hold his head in sunbeams and his foot on storms.
  -- Lavate...
• Jesus rose from the dead and the apostles came unto him saying "How's Elvi
• 5. Hung Mung slapped his buttocks, hopped about, and shook his head, saying "I do not know!
  I do not know!" -- HBT; The Book of Gooks, Chap. 1...