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• In the beginning was the DEMO Project. And the Project was without form.
  And darkness was upon the staff members thereof. So they spake unto their Division Head, saying, "It is a crock of shit, and it stinks....
• In the beginning was the plan, and then the specification.
  And the plan was without form, and the specification was void....
• And the Division Head spake unto his Department Head, saying, "It is a crock of excrement and none may abide the odor thereof.
  Now, the Department Head spake unto his Directorate Head, saying, "It is a container of excrement, and is very strong, such that none may abide before it....
• SNAFU principle /sna'foo prin'si-pl/ n. [from a WWII Army acronym for `Situation Normal
  All Fucked Up'] "True communication is possible only between equals, because inferiors are more consistently rewarded for telling their superiors pleasant lies than for telling the truth....
• In the beginning was the DEMO Project. And the Project was without form.
  And darkness was upon the staff members thereof. So they spake unto their Division Head, saying, "It is a crock of shit, and it stinks....
• Doris: At last the world is safe, eh, Fallout Boy? Ba
  Watch out, Radioactive Man! Director: Brilliant reading!...
• TSZ: Thus Spake Zarathustra
• Technology Gone Wild - Technical solutions to technical problem
• A researcher: someone looking for technical help after 5 o'clock.