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• In the beginning was the DEMO Project. And the Project was without form.
  And darkness was upon the staff members thereof. So they spake unto their Division Head, saying, "It is a crock of shit, and it stinks....
• In the beginning was the plan, and then the specification.
  And the plan was without form, and the specification was void....
• Sometimes a man who deserves to be looked down upon because he is a fool is despised only because he is a lawyer.
  -- Montesquieu...
• The meaning of here and now is beautifully illustrated by a Zen story of a monk who was being chased by two tigers.
  He came to the edge of a cliff. He looked back - the tigers were almost upon him....
• And God looked down and saw that the land and the people were bad.
  If he didn't look down so much, maybe things would pick up. -- David Steinberg...
• He thought he saw a Buffalo Upon the chimney-piece
  He looked again, and found it was His sister's husband's niece....
• He thought he saw an albatross That fluttered 'round the lamp.
  He looked again and saw it was A penny postage stamp....