Teacher: [slowly] Now, boys and girls, who knows what this is?
Bart: [cocky] Triangle.
Teacher: Very good, Bart! You have first choice of toys for free play.
Bart: Cool! I call the Flintstone Phone.
[dials it]
Fred: Yabba dabba do, I like talkin' to you!
-- I'll bet you do, "Sideshow Bob Roberts"