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Man: [carrying Large Stack Of Paper] Here You Go: The Results Of Last Month's Mayor Election.
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Man: [carrying large stack of paper] Here you go: the results of last
month's mayor election. All 48000 voters and who each one of them
voted for.
Lisa: I thought this was a secret ballot.
Man: Ehh.
-- Secret, schmecret, "Sideshow Bob Roberts"
Related:
Kent: And the results are in. For Sideshow Bob, 100%, for Joe Quimby, 1%.
And we remind you there is a 1% margin of error....
Bart: Lis! Lis, come here, I found him! I found Edgar Neubauer.
[points at a tombstone: "Edgar Neubauer: Beloved husband and old grouch (1831-1909)"] Oh my God....
Barlow: [on the radio] My friends, Bob is a political prisoner.
I want every loyal listener to do everything they can to get him out of jail....
Homer: [looks at ballot information] Hmm...I don't agree with his Bart- killing policy, but I do approve of his Selma-killing policy.
[votes for Bob] Krusty: Well, he framed me for armed robbery, but man, I'm aching for that upper-class tax cut....
Bob: Only _I_ could have executed such a masterpiece of electoral fraud.
And I have the records to prove it! Here, just look at these -- [pulls out binders and floppy disks] each one a work of Machiavellian art....
cene shows prisoners going in a revolving door and coming out immediately] Voice
Mayor Quimby supports revolving door prisons. Mayor Quimby even released Sideshow Bob -- a man twice convicted of attempted murder....
Bob: Well Bart, Lisa...here I am. Lisa: I have a plan.
I think we can trap him. [they walk up; Lisa takes a sip of water] You know, Sideshow Bob, I believe you when you say you're innocent....
Bob: So sorry, Mr. Simpson. Your house is blocking construction of our new Matlock Expressway.
[camera pulls back to show expressway looming overhead] Now, I am a fair man....
Man: You're on the right track. Follow the names. Ba
How the hell do you know? Man: [takes a drag] I can't tell you who I am, but I worked on the campaign....