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• Hello everyone. You know, Hallowe'en is a very strange holiday.
  Personally, I don't understand it. Mm mm... Kids worshipping ghosts, pretending to be devils....
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Ahem. Hello, everyone. Before last year's Hallowe'en show, I warned you not to let your children watch.
  But you did anyway. Mm. Well, this year's episode is even worse....
• Good Eeevening. I've been asked to tell you that the following show is very scary, with stuff that might give your kids nightmares.
  You see, there are some *crybabies* out there, religious types mostly, who might be offended....
• George: [sighs] Just going to relax with my "U.S. News and World Whatnot".
  [opens magazine] Oh, good: they're roasting the new guy....
• Marge: [annoyed] Wake up! Homer: Marge, it's 3:00am and I worked all day!
  Marge: It's 9:30pm and you spend your whole Saturday drinking beer in Maggie's kiddie pool!...
• Bart: Paintings: lifeless images rendered in colorful goop.
  But at night, they take on a life of their own....
• Marge: I made the right decision to stay with my Homey, so there was no harm done.
  Homer: [groans] Marge: So if you kind of mentally snip out the part where I already had a husband, that's my idea of romance....
• Conover: Oh, my. Hello, I'm Evan Conover with the US State Department.
  [hands Marge his card] Marge: [reading] "Undersecretary for International Protocol...