Bart: Hey, It's Morning And Mom And Dad Aren't Home Yet.

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Bart: Hey, it's morning and Mom and Dad aren't home yet.
Lisa: Don't worry, Mr. Hutz is still here to take care of us. [taps
him]
Hutz: [wakes up, clears his throat] Don't touch my stuff! [holds a
knife]
Hey, this isn't the YMCA...
-- Survival of the fittest, "Marge on the Lam"

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