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• Gladys: "... and that has made all the difference." Now let's get down to business.
  [Hutz's voice on the tape] To my executor, Lionel Hutz, I leave $...
• Hutz: Mr. Simpson, I was just going through your garbage, and I couldn't help overhearing that you need a babysitter.
  Of course, being a highly-skilled attorney, my fee is $...
• Narrator: Ruth Powers was tried in Springfield Superior Court.
  The judge dismissed her ex-husband's auto theft charges and forced him to pay all back child support....
• Marge: Hello, Mr. Hutz. Hutz: I'll have you know the contents of that dumpster are private!
  You stick your nose in, you'll be violating attorney-dumpster confidentiality....
• Troy: [voiceover] When Homer sold his soul for a donut, he found Hell isn't all it's cracked up to be in these never-before broadcast scenes.
  [a demon selects Homer's head from several and grips it] [he rolls it down an alley as Homer's head screams] [it hits the spiked pins and breaks open, revealing a note...
• If there's one thing America needs, it's more lawyers. -- Lionel Hutz, "Marge in Chai
• Marge: So, Mr. Hutz, does my husband have a case? Hutz
  I'm sorry, Mrs. Simpson, but you can't copyright a drink....
• Marge: [looking at phone book] Lawyers, lawyers, lawyers.
  ..oh! Lionel Hutz. "Cases won in 30 minutes or your pizza's free....
• Oh, sure, like lawyers work in big skyscrapers and have secretaries.
  Look at him! He's wearing a belt. [wistfully] That's Hollywood for ya....