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• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Homer: Marge? Since I'm not talking to Lisa, would you please ask her to pass me the syrup?
  Marge: [Wearily] Dear, please pass your father the syrup, Lisa....
• Bart: [in the present] Wow, Dad, you really threw a tantrum like a little sissy girl?
  Homer: Oh, just that one time. Marge: Actually, when I was about to have Bart -- Home...
• Homer: I think Lisa needs another push on her new tire swing!
  Lisa: No, Dad, I want to get down. This tire is filthy and the steel belts are poking me....
• Homer: Welcome to the Simpson residence or "casa de Simpson," as I call it.
  Grimes: Yeah, what did you want to see me about, Simpson?...
• Homer answers the door] Man: [on pennyfarthing bicycle] So, er, you don't like the old-time bikes, huh?
  [kicks Homer in the face, rides off] [doorbell rings agai...
• Burns: Homer, your bravery and quick thinking have turned a potential Chernobyl into a mere Three Mile Island.
  Bravo! [Places an award around Homer's neck....
• Homer: God, if you really are God, you'll get me tickets to that game.
  [doorbell rings] Ned: Heidely-ho, neighbor....
• Marge: You know, Fox turned into a hardcore sex channel so gradually, I didn't even notice.
  Yeesh! [turns TV off] Homer: Marge, it's so great to have the whole family together under one roof....