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Willy: You're Still Not In Your Own World, Homer! I Can Get You Home, But You Have To Do Exactly As I -- Argh!
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Willy: You're still not in your own world, Homer! I can get you home,
but you have to do exactly as I -- argh!
[Maggie axes him]
Maggie: [James Earl Jones voice] This is indeed a disturbing universe.
-- And how, "Treehouse of Horror V"
Related:
Willy: Hold on, kids! I'm coming to rescue the lot of you!
[Skinner appears and axes him] Argh!...
Marge: We've always tried to be good parents. Please!
I'm begging you, one mother to another. You must have a family?...
Homer: Lisa, honey, are you going to be OK? Lisa: Bleeding Gums was my hero and I never got to tell him how I felt.
Homer: Oh, I'm sure he knew, and I'm sure that wherever he is now, he's happy....
Bart: Don't worry, Mom. I can use my...[looks confused] "Shinning".
.. to call Willy. [concentrates] [Willy watches TV in a little house] Ke...
Homer: [gasps, then realizes] Oh, it's Bart. I can't believe it.
I'm being mocked. By my own children. On my birthday....
Homer: Oh, you're pregnant! We're going to have to have a baby.
All our financial plans are ruined. We're doomed....
Quimby: {This is incredible. It's God's most wondrous miracle.
} Nurse: {Sir, I think your wife wants to hold the baby....
Skinner: Our next budget item: $12 for doorknob repair.
Parents: Nay! [burning Willy tries to escape, but the doorknob falls off] Skinne...
Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...