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Willy: Hold On, Kids! I'm Coming To Rescue The Lot Of You!
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Willy: Hold on, kids! I'm coming to rescue the lot of you!
[Skinner appears and axes him]
Argh! Oh, I'm bad at this.
-- Groundskeeper Willy, zero for three,
"Treehouse of Horror V"
Related:
Willy: You're still not in your own world, Homer! I can get you home, but you have to do exactly as I -- argh!
[Maggie axes him] Maggie: [James Earl Jones voice] This is indeed a disturbing universe....
Bart: Don't worry, Mom. I can use my...[looks confused] "Shinning".
.. to call Willy. [concentrates] [Willy watches TV in a little house] Ke...
Lisa: Mom! Dad! Martin died at school today! Marge
Mmm! I don't see what that has to do with Groundskeeper Willy....
Bart: And then he raked me across the chest! And the weirdest thing was, it was that school janitor who mysteriously disappeared
Groundskeeper Willy! Lisa: [gasps] Oh my God!...
Willy: {Spill it! Where's your brother?} Skinner: {You'd better answer him, Lisa.
He's a bad man. [Lisa giggles] What are you laughing about?...
Skinner: Pull, Willy, pull! Willy: I'm doing all the pulling, you blouse-wearing poodle walker!
-- Fitting epithets, "Treehouse of Horror IV...
Skinner: Our next budget item: $12 for doorknob repair.
Parents: Nay! [burning Willy tries to escape, but the doorknob falls off] Skinne...
Bart: [laughs] That'll hold me. At least until I get my hands on some kind of explosives.
[a tree grabs him; police with guns pop up from everywhere] Skinne...
Martin: I am the wondrous wizard of Latin! I am a dervish of declension and a conjurer of conjugation, with a million hit points and maximum charisma.
[spots a blackboard with verbs written all over it] Aha!...