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• Bart: Hmm, I wonder where Jimbo is today? He should have beaten us up for our lunch money an hour ago.
  Uter: [cutting in line] Oh, lunch lady? Please to have another sloppy Jimbo?...
• Skinner: I'm going to enjoy devouring you, Bart Simpson.
  Yes...I believe I'll start, as you've so often suggested, by eating your shorts....
• Doris: OK, I got your German grub right here. [serves Bart, who eats, and walks away] Lisa
  Bart, does it strike you as odd that Uter disappeared and suddenly they're serving us this mysterious food called "Uterbraten"?...
• Skinner: Our next budget item: $12 for doorknob repair.
  Parents: Nay! [burning Willy tries to escape, but the doorknob falls off] Skinne...
• Bart: [to himself] That does it, I'm outta here. [scribbles something on paper] Mrs.
  Krabappel, I have to go to the dentist. I have a carroway seed caught under my bridgework....
• Skinner: This overcrowding in detention is becoming critical.
  It's a powderkeg waiting to go off in an explosion of unacceptable behavior....
• Skinner: Five dollars a child?! Last year it was free!
  Woman: Hmph, new ownership. [points to sign] ["Diz-Nee Historical Park...
• Come here, you little raven! -- Homer Simpson Treehouse of Horro
• Skinner: Bart, I'm impressed with what you did in there.
  You testified for the Quimby boy even though it was putting your own head in a noose....