Mrs. Lovejoy: Bye. Bye-bye. Bye-bye. Thank you for choosing our
church. Bye-bye.
Bart: [looking at Jessica] I've never felt this way about a girl
before. My long search is finally over.
[gulps, walks over, clears throat]
[Jessica turns and smiles]
Hi, I'm Bart Simpson. I was incredibly moved by your
reading. I don't think God's words have _ever_ sounded so
plausible.
Jessica: Thanks, Art. Um, I have to go over here now.
[turns away, stands there]
-- Oh, the humanity, "Bart's Girlfriend"
