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Bart & Lisa: Bye Mom! Bye Dad! Homer: Bye Kids!
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Bart & Lisa: Bye Mom! Bye Dad!
Homer: Bye Kids! On your way back, pick up a six-pack of beer.
-- Homer J. Simpson cares for his family,
"The Day the Violence Died"
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Bye Kids!
Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
Homer: [sarcastic] All right, Lisa, you got your way.
Your Mom's going to a psychiatrist. She's going to tell Marge to leave me....
Marge: And remember, every morning give one bowl of Kibble to Santa's Little Helper.
Do you want me to write any of this down? Abe...
Mrs. Lovejoy: Bye. Bye-bye. Bye-bye. Thank you for choosing our church.
Bye-bye. Bart: [looking at Jessica] I've never felt this way about a girl before....
Bart: Dad, can we have $183,000? Homer: [Gets his wallet] What for?
Bart: Lisa and I want to finance a series of animated cartoons....
Lisa: Bye, Dad, don't eat any solids. Homer: But I love solids.
-- They're so sweet and tasty, "Selma's Choice...
Marge: Bye-bye, Leon. Lisa: You're a credit to dementia! -- "Stark Raving Dad
Bye, little dudes! Don't learn anything I wouldn't learn!
-- Otto drops the kids off at school, "Homer Defined...