Edna: Now, Children, While You're Having Quiet Time, I'm Going To Make Sure My Desk Is Exactly Parallel To The Rear Wall.

Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
Edna: Tonight's homework assignment is -- Ba
[exaggerated] Oh, man: is it hot in here. I'd better take off my sweater....
Bart: Somehow I gotta convince her I'm a good person!
All right, I have to sit here and behave no matter what....
Edna: Take out a sheet of paper, books under your desk.
Warren: [whining] I'm supposed to -- I've got -- I'm supposed to -- Edna...
Bart: [whining] Mom, my slingshot doesn't fit in these pockets.
And these shorts leave nothing to the imagination....
Conover: And Bart's childish taunting agitated the Aussies further.
Homer: Oh, he'll agitate you. Ho, ho! He sure will....
Burns: [groaning] Ohh! I need some more ether. I can still feel the movement of the emory board.
Smithers: [checks bottle] We're fresh out, Sir. I'll get some more....
Skinner: This is a great way to make extra money, renting out our cloakrooms to our overcrowded prison system.
Snake: Yo, I used to sit right over there. [the other prisoner snatches a piece of Martin's shirt] [he moves his desk quickly away] Edna...
Lisa: [weepy] Thank you, Bart. I promise I won't make fun of you later for this.
Homer: [sniffs] Show 'em what American butts are made of, Son....